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Underdog's rope-stunning photo of Emperor Zurg's Expectant Canoes
Emperor Zurg's Expectant Canoes
July 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to joke with people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
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