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Above: Mark Twain's pedal-terrifying photo of Emperor Zurg's Expectant Canoes
Emperor Zurg's Expectant Canoes
March 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Denmark. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 41".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses within the cast members at significant times.
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