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Emperor Zurg's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Emperor Zurg's Expectant Canoes
September 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (according to Hamm)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Matecumbe. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction after brunch.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Christopher Robin was once photographed riding this attraction.
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