Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Elvis' Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Darkwing Duck
Elvis' Expectorator Canoes
June 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Zero happy faces (from Disney stockholder Merlin Jones)
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
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