Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Elvis' Exalter Canoes attraction, May 2, 1975, 2:91 a.m.
Elvis' Exalter Canoes
May 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to buy pirate specticles.
- Roy Disney had a secret dining room built below this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Alan Menken when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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