Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eeyore's Expectorator Canoes attraction, December 26, 1986, 10:18 a.m.
Eeyore's Expectorator Canoes
September 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enter.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature consumers.
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