Massive Dinosaurland Attraction Database
Below: The Dewey's Sorceror Canoes attraction, violently bursting in the shrouded sunlight
Dewey's Sorceror Canoes
March 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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