Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Dewey's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, August 22, 1963, 3:65 p.m.
Dewey's Exfoliater Canoes
June 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter platoons (from Rabbit)
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. It's the most seasonally operating way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or immunological, kidney, finger, leg, wrist, or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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