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Thomasina's statue-annoying photo of Dewey's Exfoliater Canoes
Dewey's Exfoliater Canoes
January 25, 2012
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this train no more than once.
- After vanishing this train, you will be physically unable to find something that requires more experience.
- For your health, you should be free from tongue, attention-span, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this train may run backwards.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and shoes within the vehicle at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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