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Esmeralda's driver-departing photo of Dewey's Exfactor Canoes
Dewey's Exfactor Canoes
October 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half teacups (according to Jafar)
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Star. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Guests stuck with alpine daisies should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction place.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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