Massive Lampwickland Attraction Database
The Deedle's Explorer Cannolies attraction at a distance
Deedle's Explorer Cannolies
March 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
These gigantic cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Tributaries of America. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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