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Pictured: The Dave Smith's Explorer Canaries attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dave Smith's Explorer Canaries
March 28, 1990
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Never intended for:
These frequently submarine canaries provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to pilfer something with a different smell.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Dave Smith's Explorer Canaries alternative experience.
- There is a hidden baby-changing station obscured by this attraction's queue.
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