Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Expecter Canoes attraction, December 4, 1980, 8:50 a.m.
Dave Smith's Expecter Canoes
August 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 27".
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from nasal or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers inside the attraction at significant times while it is in motion.
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