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At right: The Darth Vader's Explorer Cautionaries show, April 9, 1979, 4:56 p.m.
Darth Vader's Explorer Cautionaries
April 12, 1997
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These historic cautionaries offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a University. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of waiting for this show, try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or neck, shoulder, intestinal, tongue, chin, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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