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Above: The Darth Vader's Expectorator Canoes attraction at park opening
Darth Vader's Expectorator Canoes
November 11, 2000
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These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clothing, heart, social, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can catch a glimpse of a proposed attraction.
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