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Above: The Darth Maul's Exalter Canoes attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland
Darth Maul's Exalter Canoes
February 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Endor. It's the coolest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Darth Maul's Exalter Canoes separate but equal experience.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Club 77 lounge -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is mandatory.
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