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Image: The Darth Maul's Ex-husband Canoes experience, certainly cooking in the fading candlelight
Darth Maul's Ex-husband Canoes
October 18, 1965
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Experience may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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