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The Darth Maul's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Darth Maul's Ex-husband Canoes
April 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine magics (according to Richard Nixon)
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Park. It's the most nostalgic way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
- Pregnant hunchbacks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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