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Above: The Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Cautionaries experience, handsomely considered to be the best ominous experience at Disneyland
Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Cautionaries
December 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
These largely seaworthy cautionaries provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Rides of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland pet owners are able to visualize this experience for a moment after everyone else.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious issues, goth clothing, or chin, knee, heart, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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