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Picture: The Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Cautionaries
June 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
These gigantic cautionaries provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Water Attractions of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- This was Cynthia Harriss' particularly favorite attraction.
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