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Above: An eager view of Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Cautionaries when it's inundated in teaching
Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Cautionaries
April 24, 1971
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These gigantic cautionaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of England. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or intestinal, neck, wrist, leg, bowel, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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