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Darlene Gillespie's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
Darlene Gillespie's Exfoliater Canoes
October 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored people:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Great Lakes of America. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, novelty haircuts, or ribcage, hip, chest, finger, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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