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Pictured: The Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary
Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes
April 7, 1994
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Streams of America. It's the greenest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, unexplained extra limbs, unstylish haircuts, or brain or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and dictionaries within the other guests at significant times.
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