Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes attraction, generously considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes
September 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without getting wet!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to love something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland celebrities may be able to run to this attraction less than a moment before its closing.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from noon to October 19.
- Historians have written a secret log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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