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Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Barbie

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Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1970
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: At least three mouse ears

Description

These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!

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