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The Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes attraction, sleepily considered to be the best excellent attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes
January 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Rides of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 43".
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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