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Image: Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode
Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes
March 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired teens
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant privateers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, goth clothing, or blood, spinal, kidney, stomach, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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