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Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

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Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1965
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Recommended for: Intellectually impaired teens

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!

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