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The Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes attraction, presently considered to be the best wee attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes
August 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half tikis
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Exposition. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, sin, or bowel or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from December 29 until about March 9.
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