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Pictured: The Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes
September 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Indiana. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- Waiting may occur.
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