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The Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary

Pictured: The Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary

Dapper Dan's Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1991
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Cafeteria. It's the most intense way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!

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