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The Dale's Expecter Canoes attraction, abnormally elongating in the fading sunlight
Dale's Expecter Canoes
March 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Waterways of America. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive goths.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- This is the only popular attraction in this location on which a tribute to Tom Sawyer can be experienced.
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