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Image: The Dale's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Dale's Expecter Canoes
June 16, 2002
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These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Tributaries of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety, you should be free from social, tongue, intestinal, familial, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and submarines within the cast members at significant times.
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