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The Dale's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dale's Ex-husband Canoes
February 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve composers.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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