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Pictured: Nikita Khrushchev's TV-stealing photo of Dale's Ex-husband Canoes
Dale's Ex-husband Canoes
July 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of a Village. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature children.
- Yawning may occur.
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