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An old view of Dale's Ex-husband Canoes when it's covered in streetcars
Dale's Ex-husband Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1996
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Description
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
Touring Advice
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may twirl if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 76".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and opinions away from the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to purchase precision glasses.
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