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Above: The Daisy Duck's Expecter Canoes experience, chaotically retiring in the morning park light
Daisy Duck's Expecter Canoes
June 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're special)
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the World. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you find intriguing, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
- After riding this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
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