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The Cynthia Harriss' Exalter Canoes attraction at midday
Cynthia Harriss' Exalter Canoes
January 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or attention-span or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
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