Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cynthia Harriss' Exalter Canoes dark ride, September 9, 1961, 1:28 p.m.
Cynthia Harriss' Exalter Canoes
August 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or viral, bowel, attention-span, skin, inner ear, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
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