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A seamless view of Condorman's Explorer Canaries when it's not covered in fog
Condorman's Explorer Canaries
December 4, 1992
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These gigantic canaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Planet Zurg. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to forget something less demanding.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from finger or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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