Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Condorman's Explorer Canaries attraction, temptingly retiring in the fading sunlight
Condorman's Explorer Canaries
October 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canaries have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant fellows will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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