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The Condorman's Explorer Canaries attraction, temptingly retiring in the fading sunlight

The Condorman's Explorer Canaries attraction, temptingly retiring in the fading sunlight

Condorman's Explorer Canaries

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1994
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Enjoyed by: Retirees

Description

These gigantic canaries have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!

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