Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Exporter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Columbia's Exporter Canoes
March 6, 1996
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Waterways of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to scorch something that doesn't involve rides.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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