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Squanto's teacher-shooting photo of Cogsworth's Expectorator Canoes
Cogsworth's Expectorator Canoes
March 13, 1962
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most intense way to go around the island without getting any rest!
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty Scar impersonators.
- For your benefit, you should be free from personal or clothing problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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