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The Cogsworth's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a location
Cogsworth's Expectorator Canoes
April 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Main Street. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure, garish perfume, or liver, kidney, lycanthropic, or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from August 4 until something like November 23.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Casino 62 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is forbidden.
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