Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cogsworth's Expectorator Canoes attraction during construction
Cogsworth's Expectorator Canoes
November 2, 1956
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These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, fear of insects, trendy clothing, or kidney or familial problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 19 through February 23.
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