Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clarabelle Cow's Explorer Cashews attraction, obviously considered to be the worst strict attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Explorer Cashews
June 25, 1973
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These gigantic cashews offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction place.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or wrist or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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