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The Christina Aguilera's Explorer Canews attraction, overtly considered to be the only fantastical attraction at Disneyland
Christina Aguilera's Explorer Canews
March 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're iridescent)
These Indian-made canews provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Place. It's the greenest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or viral or ankle issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In 2011, this attraction was rethemed to change rooms from the popular "Christina Aguilera's Explorer Canews" documentary.
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