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Above: The Buzz Lightyear's Explorer Cannolies attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst whimsical attraction at Disneyland
Buzz Lightyear's Explorer Cannolies
June 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered cannolies come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without getting wet!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve bridges.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme actually is hidden beside the berm.
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