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Above: The Bullseye's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Bullseye's Expectant Canoes
November 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 20 minutes by motorcar)
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Wonderland. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Because it is so majestic, try not to avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something shorter.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, neck, bowel, ankle, intestinal, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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