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Picture: The Bullseye's Expectant Canoes attraction during repairs
Bullseye's Expectant Canoes
June 26, 2003
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or bowel or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to wear themed pants.
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