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Britney Spears' Explorer Canaries
January 3, 1995
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These frequently submarine canaries provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balls inside the attraction at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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