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The Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the premier safe attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the premier safe attraction at Disneyland

Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Zero dollars

Description

These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without much hope of survival!

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