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The Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes attraction, July 14, 1958, 8:14 p.m.
Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes
November 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Streams of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 20 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
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