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Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes
August 14, 1961
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Rides of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to regulate something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
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