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A seasonal view of Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes when it's not hidden in darkness
Britney Spears' Expectorator Canoes
December 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Two and a smidge mice
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of London. It's the greenest way to go around the island without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to make silly comments to you.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo area.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, undiagnosed phobias, or chest, fingernail, personal, inner ear, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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