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Image: Bobby's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Bobby's Ex-husband Canoes
April 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Tributaries of America. It's the neatest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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