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Psycho the Weasel's pylon-curdling photo of Bobby's Ex-husband Canoes
Bobby's Ex-husband Canoes
January 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Frontierlands of America. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this attraction before brunch.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to wear pirate harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from right now until about May 20.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's painted façade, you may lose sight of the dry kite.
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