Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bob Iger's Explorer Cashews attraction, roundly considered to be the only exceptional attraction at Disneyland
Bob Iger's Explorer Cashews
January 15, 1990
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These antique cashews have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without the convenience of a motor!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs within the attraction at appropriate times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "Bob Iger's Explorer Cashews" can be scrambled to spell "Abwerp Eiec'orroh Sgexb Ssl."
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