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At right: A spooky view of Blackbeard's Exporter Canoes when it's not hidden in tarps
Blackbeard's Exporter Canoes
March 30, 1999
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These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Indiana. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys or hip, blood, heart, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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