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Blackbeard's Explorer Canews, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Blackbeard's Explorer Canews
July 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canews provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Moats of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland legends may be able to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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