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A brutal view of Blackbeard's Explorer Canews when it's not shrounded in skepticism
Blackbeard's Explorer Canews
May 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Eight plusses (from "The Heffalump" editor, 1997)
These gigantic canews provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Grand Californian. It's the most intense way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this train at least once so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or ribcage, blood, back, familial, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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