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Above: The Blackbeard's Expectant Canoes attraction, brightly oppressing in the fading moonlight
Blackbeard's Expectant Canoes
May 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
X jollies (by Hercules)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic tattoos, goth clothing, or chest, nasal, fingernail, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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