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Image: The Blackbeard's Exfactor Canoes attraction, willingly considered to be the best nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Exfactor Canoes
September 5, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (from "The Hand" Twitter stream, 1985)
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Streams of America. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Because this is an undersea attraction, viewers are required to buy themed belts.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from the movie.
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