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Benny The Cab's Exalter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Benny The Cab's Exalter Canoes
July 23, 1962
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Great Lakes of America. It's the greenest way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or social, leg, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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