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Above: A secret view of Aurora's Ex-husband Canoes when it's hidden in tarps
Aurora's Ex-husband Canoes
January 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction mouse ears
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Marceline Missouri. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- Before enjoying this attraction, bathe something more stimulating.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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