Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Arthur's Expecter Canoes attraction, daringly considered to be the only functional attraction at Disneyland
Arthur's Expecter Canoes
June 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 37 minutes with a FASTPASS)
These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Streams of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, find something that requires less time.
Policies and Warnings
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The comment about nightmares is an obvious anachronism.
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