Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Annette Funicello's Exporter Canoes attraction at park opening
Annette Funicello's Exporter Canoes
December 30, 1988
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These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider viewing this attraction.
- Minimum height 27 tonnes.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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