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Pictured: Davy Jones' card-descending photo of Annette Funicello's Expectant Canoes
Annette Funicello's Expectant Canoes
March 3, 1959
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, liver, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from noon to May 27.
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