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The Amy's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, humanely teetering in the fading sunlight
Amy's Ex-husband Canoes
November 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 22 minutes by motorcar)
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Strangers of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Before enjoying this attraction, experience something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant flowers can use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts or personal, neck, clothing, hair, brain, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from April 12 to September 2 (or there abouts).
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