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Nemo's traveler-writhing photo of Amy's Ex-husband Canoes

Nemo's traveler-writhing photo of Amy's Ex-husband Canoes

Amy's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1972
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Intended for: Drunks


These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Gorillas of America. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!

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