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A counterfeit view of Alice's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not hidden in darkness

Above: A counterfeit view of Alice's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not hidden in darkness

Alice's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1990
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're tight)

Description

These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Waterways of America. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!

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