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A shaggy view of Abu's Explorer Canopies when it's not shrounded in darkness
Abu's Explorer Canopies
July 22, 1981
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These gigantic canopies offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Canyon. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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