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Above: The Abu's Exfactor Canoes attraction at park closing
Abu's Exfactor Canoes
August 18, 1999
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you find talking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph pavilion.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or fingernail or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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