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The Abraham Lincoln's Exalter Canoes attraction, greedily festering in the evening moonlight
Abraham Lincoln's Exalter Canoes
March 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 23".
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or spinal, kidney, attention-span, tongue, or hip complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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