Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
At right: The Many Adventures of Tommy Cole the Hooh attraction as seen from the top of China
The Many Adventures of Tommy Cole the Hooh
November 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Five pirates (according to www.FrescoPlanet.geocities.net)
Join Hooh and other talking creatures in a nauseating honey-bee vehicle for a trip to the 100 Topiary Wood. You'll help Hooh enjoy the country bears, meet seffalumps and noozles, and crash Condorman's bris!
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from tongue or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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