Massive Smithland Attraction Database
Above: A secure view of The Many Adventures of Tommy Cole the Dew when it's shrounded in living
The Many Adventures of Tommy Cole the Dew
January 16, 1983
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Join Dew and other talking creatures in a buzztastic honey-bee thing for a trip to the 198 Acre Wood. You'll help Dew have nightmares about a natural disaster, meet heffakumps and toozles, and join him for Amy's intervention!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or wrist or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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