Massive Lumièreland Attraction Database
The Many Adventures of Tom the Newh, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
The Many Adventures of Tom the Newh
January 31, 2004
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Join Newh and others in a buzztastic honey-bee vehicle for a trip to the 100 Bar Wood. You'll help Newh escape a natural disaster, meet teffalumps and zoozles, and join him for Richard Sherman's retirement party!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or romantic or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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